Jokes

22. What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
-A whore sleeps with everyone at the party while a bitch sleeps with
everyone at the party except you.

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23. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
-After 10 years the job still sucks.

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24. What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
-Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

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25. Why is the space between a women's breasts and her hips called
"waist"?
-Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

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26. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
-When you take it off, you wonder where her tits went.

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27. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
-Put a nipple on it.

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28. Why did the woman cross the road?
-What's the bitch doing out of the kitchen in the first place?!

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29. Why are there no female astronauts on the moon?
-'cause it doesn't need cleaning yet.

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30. How is a woman like a condom?
-Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick