Jokes

1. Why did God create woman?
-To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
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2. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
-The swallow.

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3. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
-Call her.

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4. Why do women fake orgasms?
-Because they think men care.

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5. What is the definition of "making love"
-Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.

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6. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
-Slow down and use a lubricant.

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7. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
- Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your [w]HOLE weak.

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8. How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb?
-None, let the bitch cook in the dark.